上海奇遇記～相聲篇

身為一個相聲迷，來到中國不買相聲是很對不起列祖列宗的事情，但是整個上海我知道的都是購買「快樂版」DVD或CD的地方，偏偏相聲不太有盜版的，而真要 我去買正版商品我也完全不知道要去哪兒買。另外重點是這邊的快樂版與正版商品的辨識度是零！！！不但是因為盜版製作過於精美，也是因為正版商品過於粗糙的 緣故！所以就算看到正版也會把他當成盜版吧！

在商店遍尋不著我想要買的相聲CD後，我決定轉至百度大神尋找！果然很開心的馬上在網路上找到兩個很厲害的系列，一套叫「中國相聲大全」，一套叫「中華相聲大系」。

「中 國相聲大全」有足足147張CD，四百多個段子，號稱是中國史上最完整的相聲大師收錄！正版網路價460人民幣含運費。但是回頭一看，也是正版的「中華相 聲大系」有16張CD，卻內涵730多個MP3格式相聲段子，這不是馬上就打了「中國相聲大全」一槍咩？我是你的將近兩倍耶，還敢說你是史上最完整收錄， 茄！重點是「相聲大系」僅需....將將將將，網路價195元含運。

此時瞭解我的人一定會馬上做出結論「貪小便宜的蔡卡爾一定會買便宜又 大碗的相聲大系啦」！各位，我送給你們一個「錯」字！要知道這個世界上我唯一會買的正版CD就是相聲CD，其他各種音樂我一向都是堅持「智慧有價亦無價」 的原則，這個原則的細節就不用說了！總之相聲我是要買正版滴！而且我喜歡看到櫃子上有很多相聲CD的那種氣魄！就像我櫃子裡要有很多書的氣魄，很多DVD 的氣魄跟很多玩具的氣魄一樣，相聲也屬於表現氣魄的一種男子漢的行為之一！

為了這個氣魄，我決定....兩者都買，換算成台幣三千元可以 買到一千多段相聲，划算！！！！當然我在決定之前是有詳細比對過兩者之間的差異低，不然如果兩套的內容差不多那我不是白癡咩。經過一個多禮拜詳細比對一千 兩百條段子並計算重複率之後，我決定實踐這個男子漢的相聲魄力，大力給他買下去了，並每天幻想我的書櫃上會瞬間多出一百五十多張CD，那個魄力真是太強了 啊，哇哈哈！

總算收到了相聲大系了，包裝設計還算挺精美的，但是沒有殼，他就是把CD夾在一個大盒子上，我想中國的CD真的很不愛用殼啊，而且正版的品質雖然有感覺到他的誠意，但還是真的很爛！


沒關係，相聲大系是以內容取勝，真正要氣魄還是要等相聲大全到貨才會顯現的啦！


啥？這個殘破的盒子是啥？


蓋子兩邊都爛掉了啦！沒關係，重點還是在CD本身，氣魄來自於CD不在於這個無聊的禮盒！


打開來......我的氣魄崩毀了！



147張用很爛套子裝的相聲CD根本沒有氣魄，而且只會讓朋友覺得我是賣盜版貨的吧！


值得安慰的是，這些CD依然表現出他們的重量，瞧，連盒子都壓爛了呢！


我 只能說，中國真是一個太有趣的國家了，該好好做的東西不好好做，不用好好做的東西高級成這個樣子。所以我相信整個盜版市場都是政府主導並扶植的，他們有意 讓正版CD看起來很爛，有意讓看電影很貴（一般來說看一部電影在沒有任何優惠措施的情況下是70-90人民幣），所以大家才會去買品質精良的盜版品！

說什麼買正版是追求品質的迂腐之人，來中國吧！這邊盜版才是絕對的正義啊！

I miss some real music

I really like American style rock. Not too heavy but heavy enough to express anger, sadness and lost.
It seems it comes to me every few hours that i will miss MTV channel and FM98.9 so bad. It is so bad that I have to listen to my MP3s all over again and try to find out which one is my favor....but it always turn out that I have none

No, I don't have favorite song but I have bunch of song I love so much! Some of them are good lyrics, some of them are great music, some of them are just because of the memory...recently, those are the songs come back to me so often.

Anna Jonsson~ We Are
Aerosmith~ Dream On
Dido~ Thank You
Mya~ Case of Ex
3 Door Down~ Kryptonite

If one day I go back, maybe all the music would be the only reason for me to go back......

In a New York minute, everything can change...

Recently I am happy until I saw "Devil Wears Prada".

Well, actually it's not like people said that "you should have a life; why are you working so hard; find your own; love who loving you..." that kinda blah.

Yes, it is because NY...again. That shit always gets me, never fail...That movie dug a hole in me because of that life style, rush, cold, heartless bitches everywhere.

But the funny thing is right after the city hurting you so bad, she cuddling you immediately with a drink, a strager's chat, or phone numers from cute girls or gay guys.

Now NY can still hurt me but she can't cuddle me anymore, I guess that's why it always makes me sad when I think of her.

The reason I wrote this blog is not because I am sad or something, just the song "New York Minute" by Eagles has been running in my head for a freakin whole day and I don't know why. I really hate that when this kinda things happen...you know, some melody keeps running and running and running. I remember last it happened; the song was the stupid Pukii song from 上海銀行. Thank god this time is a real good song at least, although it is still annoying.

But it is a great song, a song describes the dark side of NY perfectly...


"New York Minute" by Eagles

Harry got up
Dressed all in black
Went down to the station
And he never came back
They found his clothing
Scattered somewhere down the track
And he won’t be down on wall street
In the morning

He had a home
The love of a girl
But men get lost sometimes
As years unfold
One day he crossed some line
And he was too much in this world
But I guess it doesn’t matter anymore

In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get pretty strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute

Lying here in the darkness
I hear the sirens wail
Somebody going to emergency
Somebody’s going to jail
If you find somebody to love in this world
You better hand on tooth and nail
The wolf is always at the door

In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get a little strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute

And in these days
When darkness falls early
And people rush home
To the ones they love
You better take a fool’s advice
And tak care of your own
One day they’re here;
Next day they’re gone

I pulled my coat around my shoulders
And took a walk down through the park
The leaves were falling around me
The groaning city in the gathering dark
On some solitary rock
A desperate lover left his mark,
’baby, I’ve changed. please come back.’

What the head makes cloudy
The heart makes very clear
The days were so much brighter
In the time when she was here
But I know there’s somebody somewhere
Make these dark clouds disappear
Until that day, I have to believe
I believe, I believe

In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
You can get out of the rain
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute

viva MTV!

Damn I miss MTV Channel, I miss the non<x>stop music while I awoke, I cook, I ate, I drank, I slept, and I worked.

I miss Train, Good Charlotte, Five for Fighting, 3 Doors Down, Jimmy Eat Woods, The Killer, Dave mathrew Band, and Green Days...

I miss 2 pac, B.I.G., Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ja Rules, Thalia, Ludacris...

It's not like I can't find them in Taiwam, but they are just not in the daily life anymore. You can't find them when you turn on ICRT or turn on the MTV Channel. They are simply not here.

In Taiwan, the talkinghead VJ keeps telling me who is fucking who or how to dress fashionly....Gee, I don't give a fuck, ok? When you call yourself "MTV", give me some music or at least some good shit actually related to music. You are humilating the shining "MTV" symbol, which used to be a generation's everything.

Anyway, wish one day we will have a real cool music channel with real cool music, viva MTV!